Frowns to the left of me, laughter to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle drinking.
-“Wow! You’re here again tonight! Don’t you remember what you did yesterday?”
-“Not a clue … but I have a feeling that if I did, I’d want to forget so I’m getting a head start. Barman, another one please!
-‘I’d do her in a heartbeat!”
-“Then, vulgarity apart . . . would she even notice?”
-“Hey there cutie *burp* Wassa your name?”
-“OH? Foreigner! Are you interested in a little cultural exchange?
After the close remarks :
-“Strange, isn’t it that for half of them the more tipsy they get … the less they tip?” ;)
Sloppy hour is more like it!