Frowns to the left of me, laughter to the right,
Here I am stuck in the middle drinking.

http://www.stlyrics.com/lyrics/reservoirdogs/stuckinthemiddlewithyou.htm

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-“Wow! You’re here again tonight! Don’t you remember what you did yesterday?”
-“Not a clue … but I have a feeling that if I did, I’d want to forget so I’m getting a head start. Barman, another one please!

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-‘I’d do her in a heartbeat!”
-“Then, vulgarity apart . . . would she even notice?”

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-“Hey there cutie *burp* Wassa your name?”
-“Nuttoonitiav Aheadake!”
-“OH? Foreigner! Are you interested in a little cultural exchange?

*Facepalm*

drink

After the close remarks :
-“Strange, isn’t it that for half of them the more tipsy they get … the less they tip?” ;)

NeonSpectralsep

Sloppy hour is more like it!

 

Tay.